I had a vision late last night when unpacking groceries from my favorite place on EARTH to shop; Target.
It was a vision of evolution. The kind of evolution only a genius mind can craft and then be labeled by society...a mad-man.
I will create my own super species.
Granted, I'm too busy not doing work to begin the DNA mapping and gene splicing, but I will take another route anyway. I'm not selfish, so I will share my technique for accelerated evolution.
It starts with 1 can Albacore Tuna + 1 can Chicken salad white meat.
I Frankensteined these two by mashing them up in a bowl with mayonnaise and sprinkling them with Old Bay seasoning & Adobo.
I told you that being broke equals creativity, but I never thought I would create a super race of dead lunch animals.
As with all things, cheese could have made this better but was omitted for the sake of purity.
I ask you one question.
Chickuna or Tunicken ?
Tags: The Kitchen of Dr. Moreau, Brown-Bagging, Another photo of my meals.
