Hostess does not want me to be great.
Oddly enough, these are only $1.00 in the Sin dispensing robot at work.
They are stamped $1.39 on the package.
Awesome? > Not really. > Ugh. > Fail.
Awaken Your Giant |
Happiness is not by chance but by choice. |
Oddly enough, these are only $1.00 in the Sin dispensing robot at work.
They are stamped $1.39 on the package.
Awesome? > Not really. > Ugh. > Fail.
It is clear that the Hong Kong Chef does not want me to be great. If he did (and I presume it’s a ‘he’) why would ‘H.K.C.’ deliver all of this to me for $5.25? Where else can you get this glorious bounty of button popping delights for less than a Mc value meal?
I did it to myself, now I’ve got to dial Ray and see if he will go with me to the track tonight. …Great, he’s not answering :(
Hong Kong Chef
If you have the task of delivering bad news, balancing empathy with cheering up the recipient can be a delicate process.
It is my thought, that the person who began this ½ of a happy face suddenly realized something… something that made them stop in their tracks… What was it?
Whatever it was; having no lids for scolding tea or coffee is no smiling issue. Mind you, nearly every 2 months here, the ratio of lids to cups seems to go out of whack. Either we have someone here at the office coveting extra lids or someone just can’t seem to order the right amount or extra lids.
Shit man, why are we always out of lids?
Stormy Day, Snow showers predicted for tonight...Stuck at work...Snack time
Safe to say, the Regular flavor does not have a chance at winning.
*Edit: As it turned out, the Regular flavor served to mix in with the Apples & Cinnamon + 1 sugar packet. Yet another trip to the vending machine has been averted.
Ever notice that when when selling food, all marketers have to do is make it seem exciting? Fun-Sized Candies, McDonald's Happy Meals, KFC Snackers...
And on the subject of sized, marketers are brilliant. Instead of small which would denote less value, its 'bite, mini, or fun-sized'. When it comes to larger its just spirals out of control to 'Jumbo, King, Nephilim-Sized'
Unfortunately, when you go to try on new pants at the store, the waist size is rarely ever as thrilling as the marketers suggested.
With the holidays approaching, I have to watch out for my fun-snacking. As the office girl who spends the better part of her day doing crafts and refilling candy dishes around the office has begun to leave treats on peoples desks with hand drawn pumpkins that say Trick-or Treat.....
... I have no more words.
